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Just to pop the bubble ( I'm 'fraid).... I'm going to walk my mutts now then bake banana bread when I get back. My poor other half has had Ofsted today ( for you Yankees that's the teaching inspectors). She'll be very stress…

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Check Twitter for Alison updates
What?! My fizzog is now furrowed. You and UT are ganging up on me.

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Super! Nature Notes
Still lying in wait.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Iuv- I had one of those furry horse things on wheels that I used to push round the neighbourhood. Dunno why it was orange ! I was always frustrated that I had to push it rather than ride on it. I guess Alison had one too and it inspired a song. Mayb…

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Appy! Please say they're on their way to Lincolnshire. I have the adoption papers ready. Juan and Juanita.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Oh God... Don't start again Iuv. I bet UT had one of those too. He'll only claim his was bigger, plusher and got yanked more often.

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Is that bondage gear in my wardrobe? Of corset is.

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Well thanks for revealing my true profession....but even more thanks for showing the world what I really look like. I was doing such a good job of fooling everybody- I thought. >-)

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
Seriously? Ok, it's an inflatable castle thing that kids play in. UT lives in one. His is tethered to the ground with manacles and ropes, at least that's what he tells his neighbours.

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Super! Nature Notes
Saw two jays sitting in a tree courting today. Until a bloody pigeon came between them. I've played with a bat detector before Whisperit. I held it to my ears to see if anything was going on in there 8-X It was a bit like a theremin. Could b…

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The Sex Ed Thread
I think you're talking about bouncy castles now WW. Bless you, so innocent.. O:-)

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The Sex Ed Thread
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In this day and age WW we are all stressed and irascible, but you....you need therapy. I'm sure we could manage a whip round.

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#BREXIT
And what's more, I am glad I did get to meet you in the flesh UT ( even if it was peeling off your cheeks and reeking of gangrene). I might have imagined you were an 18 year old geek. Or something.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
Check Twitter for Alison updates
Fizzog for crying out loud, not " fizzle". Grrr.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
Check Twitter for Alison updates
I see a new medical condition has been named, the " Selfie Elbow". Dear God, sounds like the nerve symptoms I have had in mine for two bloody years, but that was categorically NOT down to selfies! I have never taken one in my life nor do I…

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#BREXIT
I am enlightened.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
Check Twitter for Alison updates
At this rate...maybe she even reads our drivel! Lol

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Great News! C'est Merveilleux! ¡Estupendo!
You're not the first to have noticed. As if. Pah.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
#BREXIT
You have a point about the zombie apocalypse. It seems to be happening in London and spreading outwards as clearly Parliament and Alison are the first to go. If she's hiding in Wiltshire then there is hope.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
#BREXIT
Apparently The Telegraph has quoted The Boris as describing Gawping Gove ( I swear, I want to take a clothes peg to those slimy lips of his, and do worse things with bulldog clips to his gonads) as a " Machiavellian Psychopath". Oh how the…

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#PoPaRt
But at least you got mine. Not bad for a bloke.

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What's Your Local?
Catherine observed t' other day how much the Somerset MP Jacob Rees Mogg looks like Wally. ( I add no further obvious comment).

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
First of all- do not misquote me! Second of all - do not misjudge me! And third of all- you two should get a room. May I suggest a padded cell.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
#BREXIT
Have people forgotten that it was Theresa May who was in charge of immigration and border control and royally f£&@:ed that up?!

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#PoPaRt
Feel free to send them to me Iuv. I can always use extra rubbers!

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
Great News! C'est Merveilleux! ¡Estupendo!
I think it's just shifted. There's a gaping hole forming over Europe now. Sorry..let's keep it happy.

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
What's Your Local?
Surely Wally took the picture?!

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
Do I have to step in and crack my whip?

Comment by KatRobin July 2016 permalink
#BREXIT
Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Tory mp Dominic Raab and Rik Mayall, aka The New Statesman?

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