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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down …

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During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that ballpoint pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity condit…

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I found a great page full of some really great jokes. I was going to stop tonight but this one was just too funny. I was in a pub on a Saturday night. Had a few drinks.... I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I ask…

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Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon …

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Bear Remover... A man in rural Oregon wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof...So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he&#…

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Well, while I"m at it... A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license.First he had to take an eye test. The clerk showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z."Can you read this? the clerk asked. "Read it…

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This is just too funny. Maybe everybody has been thinking they have been voting for funniest guy instead of resident. That would explain sooo much.

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Oh, yeah, The Kinks. Sorry, got a bit distracted. I mean, the name says it all but... This is offensive and I don't think we've quite covered this on this forum. It is funny, though. The Kinks - When I turn out the living room lights.

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Love a good musical. Bobby Day - Rockin' Robin

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The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain was important, also. Ladies, quit laughing...

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Orion - Nobody Owns The Sky

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Right! Speaking of Frank - New York New York

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So, you do realize that last song was not Frank Sinatra, right? I recognize it but can't place the band.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
B&Q?

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Hahaha! I think I've lost the talent. I just looked at Dorothy dress in B&W and was sure it was red. Oops!

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So, cabarets should have a piano, right? Kinks have always cracked me up. They have such an interesting view. I posted one of The Kinks ruder songs awhile back. It really is offensive but it is just too funny. The Way You Look Tonight

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Do the cherries come with whipped cream? Certainly available, as desired. It seems a nice topping, though.

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Ahahahah! Too funny. Talking about it is not nearly as fun.

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I swear I could tell if something was red or blue or green.

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I think the Celtic spread is best tasted while still warm. It's definitely of the cherry variety.

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Ummm, maybe that's the Tartan spread ... but that would be Scottish, I guess.

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TTATELSOOY: Tax time

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So, I didn't know that Jennifer Anniston was that educational (jk)....

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I feel like I'm running out of really good songs to post. Very sad. Bitter:Sweet - Dirty Laundry

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Ahhh, that Artful Dodger is a character indeed.

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Do you remember being able to tell the colors, even though it was black and white?

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Well, by any measure, thank you for the song. It's very nice. I'll have to see the movie sometime.

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