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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Lucifer Morningstar.

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What are you listening to now?
Led Zeppelin - How Many More Times

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Take that you Earthlings! You shall all be exterminated!! Hahaha! You're on a roll, once again, S. You're cracking me up. I'm not sure which I like the best. This one or the two minutes. I think this one. It's just too cute.

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A Duck goes into a furniture store and asks 'Got any duck food?'The guy at the counter says, 'Sorry, we don't sell duck food'.The little Duck walks out.The next day, the same Duck asks the same guy. 'Got any duck food?&…

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Snow
Should have known. Mother Nature was just jerking my chain with that nice weather. Nice while it lasted, but...

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Happy International Women's Day!

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*Poetry*
The club has been around since about 1,000,000 BC.

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That'll teach him.

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Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said : DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW …

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A salesman knocks on the front door of a house. The door opens and standing there is six year-old boy with a cigar in his mouth, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse tucked under his arm. The salesman says, "Is your mom or dad at ho…

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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn*****When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us p…

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*Poetry*
I'm offended by nonsense presented as truthIt stirs in the breast such strong feelings of ruthProclaiming a problem, avoiding the factsThe dictum is hiding from frivolous actsThe paradigms met on the field of the daySurrender is given in all th…

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*Poetry*
Nice site, too!

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*Poetry*
Nice poem, S.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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*Poetry*
Truth and honesty always alignIt's witless conclusions that never combineNo depth to the thinking creates an offenseWhen spewed with no reason, paraded as senseSuch crass undertakings that lead us astrayFrom reason and answers is fare of the d…

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*Poetry*
Maybe soon.

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*Poetry*
That poem above is very much how I'm feeling about things right now.. That's a hard road to follow. Sorry to hear it. It's like balancing on a razor.

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*Poetry*
If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or bei…

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What are you listening to now?
Becki Biggns - Various

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I'm a mail-man and last Christmas a lady on my round, a Mrs. Jankowitz, met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread.After I ate, I thanked her but she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and sho…

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40 years of marriage A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary…

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This lady married to this man sends him a text message:Windows frozenThe man texts here back:Pour luke-warm water on windows...will open.A bit later, she texts him back:Computer is really screwed up now.

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Synonym: A word used in place of one you can't spell.

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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that “their” ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the…

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Happy International Women's Day!

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Happy International Women's Day!

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