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The Slang Thread
  • Ok
    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-01-12 13:17:39
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  • Anyone else have trouble creating a new thread and not being able to type anything in the message box?!

    Rightey ho. Anyway. Some of you wanted to start a slang thread so I thought I would action it and get the ball rolling with my favourite words and phrases.

    Any road up
    Arse
    Bazooka's
    Bender
    Hanging
    Bloomin' eck
    Would you Adam & Eve it
    Chav
    Cheesed off
    Up the duff
    Faffing around.
  • I'm going to post these ones and try and work out what they might be.

    Garage, chocka, golden palace, silk igloo, breakpads, cornholer, yoghurt singer, Brown eye, mimbo, what's his face, bisnotch, Chiquita banana.
  • Biffins Bridge
    Little man in a boat (see other thread re beef curtains)
    Trouser cough
    Madame Palm and her 5 lovely daughters
    Wang
    Gentleman's relish
    Fun bags
    Touching cloth
    Nipsee
    Camel toe
    Organ stops
    Barse
    Chod Bin
    Custard Chucker
    Japs Eye (see wang)
    Gallagher
    Bolton Dipstick
    KFC
    (This could go on a while!)
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Here's some for an old man's saggy ballsack

    Grape drapes
    All ball and no chain
    Empty coin purse
    Potato sacks
    Grandpa's elbow
    Uriel & Aurora
  • Man your on fire tonight PG. That's HOW you own it!
  • All ball and no chain aye! Sounds about right to me! :))
  • Do you mean a chicken skin handbag PG?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • What I can't believe is how we haven't all be banned for life for x rated content. There isn't a stone that hasn't been turned on here. I'm pretty sure even anal bleaching has been covered and vajazzles.
  • We did vagazzles in 2016 I think. Bleaching of the chocolate starfish/tea towel holder/rusty bullet hole/nipsee (see above) probably not.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Tea towel holder????!!!!!????!!!!!??!!

    What the...
  • Have you not got one of those plastic things which is cut like a cross that you can push a tea towel in to hold it?
    Perhaps this may help.

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Del
    Post edited by Turqs at 2018-01-17 11:56:38
  • Turqs said:

    Haven't yo seen this thing that does the thing with the other thing.



  • If I'm not mistaken UT can play the theremin with his.
    Uriel & Aurora

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