With that list, I don't know where to start. No 3. Prop it up against a wall behind a door, aerial outwards, to prevent the door slamming back into the wall. ( ok, not the first thing I thought of) No 4. Roller coaster ride in Tivoli Gardens to show her what she missed.
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ. Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit. Shall lure it back to cancal half a line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.