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Tales Of Us - best to worst
  • Might still be a bit early in the day for this but let's keep a theme going...

    1.Clay
    2.Stranger
    3. Drew
    4.Jo
    5.Simone
    6. Lee
    7.Laurel
    8.Annabel
    9.Ulla
    10.Alvar
    11. Thea
    Post edited by Halloween_Jack at 2014-03-17 12:40:59
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  • I think TOS is the best piece of work yet to be released by Goldfrapp. Alison repeating the chorus over and over doesn't get boring at all really. And that look, and "acting" technique is unforgettable. Show no emotion, don't smile, keep that blank stare, and "act" as wooden as you can. Perfect! Primo!
    mahogany= my agony
    'the wind...the wind'


  • My Tales of Us (in random order):

    1. Cervus
    2. Chokka
    3. Tweety
    4. Sartori
    5. Carpy
    6. Miriam
    7. Ponygurl
    8. Stevil
    9. Elliot
    10. Sparky
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-03-11 19:37:59
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Where am i ?
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • *likes this* ^
  • haha 

  • I was going to include a track called "Lisa," but I couldn't secure the rights to her story.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-03-11 19:38:15
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    My Tales of Us (in random order):

    1. Cervus (the Missing Trax remix)
    2. Chokka
    3. Tweety
    4. Sartori
    5. The Carpathian
    6. A is A
    7. PonyGurl
    8. Stevil
    9. Halloween Jack (the Peppermint Twist remix)
    10. Sparky

     

    I'm gonna switch with Stevil as I want track # 8 I like your TOU Iuventus :D
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
  • Thanks, A. Just so you know...

    After a considerable delay, I'll be releasing a special edition boxed set that will contain 1) an additional track called "Cookiee" featuring BJs BVs by Folklore, 2) some superior in-tune remixes by Sparky, and 3) an instrumental interlude similar to those from This Mortal Coil's 'Filigree and Shadow,' or something. Oh, there'll be lots of big, glossy snapshots portraits too--just to make it seem worth the exorbitant cost. I am, indeed, ready for my close-up, Mr Softlad! People will complain that I didn't include the Lollapalooza live performance (during which I wore one of my stunning Sean John tracksuits), but I won't care. I'll be too busy humping Chokka trying my hand at acting, staring coyly into the camera, and frolicking nude in several music videos films at the request of Hells_Bells. If you wouldn't mind paying up front, it'd help fund the exotic vacations production costs.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-03-11 17:21:23
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • A_is_A said:

    I'm gonna switch with Stevil as I want track # 8...



    You just want to be underneath PonyGurl.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-03-11 01:49:50
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • i'd rather b a b-side anyway :)  

    Post edited by stevil at 2014-03-11 15:24:16
  • I am upset that i am not on.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Uh oh! 'MyTales of Us' has leaked. I'm pissed! STRANGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • stevil said:

    i'd rather b a b-side anyone :)  




    We won't be advertising erotic preferences here, Stevil.

    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-03-11 13:30:51
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    A_is_A said:

    I'm gonna switch with Stevil as I want track # 8...


    You just want to be underneath PonyGurl.




    Now that sounds like it's going Platinum!!!

    @iuventus If I'm one of the first 500 buyers do I get a nude 'paint by numbers' poster of you, and a signed glo-in-the-dark condom?! (Unused preferably)
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-03-13 13:02:18
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Yes.
    If I were dead, could I do this?