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Television....
Footballers I mean , sex offenders and hit-and-runners .

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Television....
ITV overpaid c**** again

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
...oooh a squirrel

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
I work in manufacturing/production , our general rules are -1. delight the customer2. communicate with the customer if its going tits up Neither of which they have done , so I am exercising my right as UK resident to whinge about it , generally t…

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How do you feel today?
I have a job interview tomorrow. Practising my answers, I find they all end with the phrase, "...so you can stuff you sodding job up your prissy, middle-class arses." Do you think this is a good sign? Fucking massive Slight middle class…

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How do you feel today?
All due respect to Goldfrapp's tour announcement but Royksopp also confirmed a tour with Robyn today , Goldfrapp Excitement is 2 on a scale of David Guetta to Royksopp, while Royksopp Excitement is 10 on a scale of getting a filling to spaffin…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
I forgot to add the header "Santa Spandex Suits now available"

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Architecture & Design
A kitchen in Tokyo , I love the `wrapping around` the stairs bring to the apartment . (from article at http://www.dwell.com/design-101/article/10-more-tiny-kitchens-we-love )

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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What are you listening to now?
Tensnake - Love Sublime (ft. Nile Rodgers & Fiora)

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Have they sent an email out yet? Just one about the tour dates .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
I`m not at all bothered really , I have infinite patience for stuff like this , its just a good excuse to rip the piss out of Sandbag who fecked me and friends over on another forum/band . I don`t blame the band in any way , they`re a band , not a m…

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
I AM TALKING ABOUT SANDBAG HERE BTW Fucked up your delivery dates for Xmas ?Couldn`t organise running a bath ?Fuck up making icecubes ?Thought you`d leave production as close to Xmas as possible , fucking stupidly naively thinking that it wouldn`t g…

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UK Tour 2014
Bristol , (maybe) here I (might) come , Wooo(...mmm)ooot

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Television....
Started watching the "remake" of `The Tomorrow People` , its the gists of "Jumpers" and "Heroes" but without the camp belts , annoying kids , shit acting , pastels , wide collared flowery shirts , flares etc of the orig…

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Hopefully they'll shop ours out as we've ordered ours ages ago fingers crossed. Optimistic much? I wouldn`t let the Prince of Cynicismia catch you being optimistic , he`ll lock you in a dungeon and pinch your mince pies .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Out of pritt stick then ffs .Unfortunately , its just a boring logistics problem , hold ups at Xmas mean missed production slots , so a week extra (as the books weren`t finished) would extend the finished product post-out until a production slot can…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/07/wisdom-from-my-daughter-twerking/

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
At the moment, I feel slightly amused by Joey Essex's use of the word "ream" as another word for 'good' while he's in the jungle.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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How do you feel today?
Unhappy I've got to go bloody Xmas shopping straight after work today. No idea what to get anyone so going to wander round completely clueless and disinterested! Get a nice dinner out of it though at the end! Do it the way we do it , combine…

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Saw Oldboy this afternoon , the remake . Unsure of what to make of it as a whole really without spoilers (I`ve never seen the orginal) but some bits were very cleverly done .

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Wow, Kerry Katona. Put her in the sexy women thread. A nice girl from just up the road, Warrington. Jesus H. Christ , No . The static from her shellsuit might set the place on fire .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Cultural satire and a 1/10 XMas cracker joke , boo yah I`m bored waiting for it , not the actual wanting it in my paws , the actual waiting , its like being sat in line for an injection .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
^ I'm pretty sure that site got a telling-off for sharing that video. ie I don't think it's meant to be publicly available (yet). Exactly, if they're flogging an expensive limited edition tat box, they don't want unwashe…

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How do you feel today?
I`ve left .

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How do you feel today?
...righted all the wrongs on the internet... I awoke with a strange feeling I'd been smacked. Semantical , Grammatical and Philosophical conundrum currently bouncing between my ears - Is it wrong of me to right the wrongs of the internet , i…

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How do you feel today?
Day two of twelve off , happy as lark , did a few graphs , righted all the wrongs on the internet , did some shopping and had 3 cups of coffee . I now plan to have some crisps ....more crisps .

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How do you feel today?
I feel good because last night the Reds pasted Norwich. But some of you will despair at my next bit. I have got another cold. Again/already. I was only on antibiotics a few weeks ago. I hope it does not go on my chest. I have no holidays left availa…

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