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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
"Welcome to Yesterday" , Michael Bay and time travel / sexy hijinks - good still frame haha

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What are you listening to now?
Promise Land ft. Alicia Madison - Sun Shine Down (Laidback Luke Edit) Currently shaking my bits to the above .

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How do you feel today?
I just have two night shifts left until I`m off , we`ll be having a delivered to my works all-you-can-stuff-your-face-with-Indian-meal-for-£8 on the last one at 11 at night , so , I`m as happy as a happy person , no shifts in the snipers sights as t…

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
:D , just checked my email - paraphrased Dear person , with more money than sense , we`ve chucked your bit of tat on the back of Daves donkeymobile , it`ll be there after Daves finished in the pub .Love Poobag

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
DELIVERY VAN , DELIVERY VAN , DELIVERY VAN , fucksticks , its just my contact lenses .

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
`3 Days to Kill` , Costner , McG , Beeson and shooty thingies . I`m prepared to forget Waterworld .

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ADMIN PLEASE NOTE: Forum issues
the fun of the bingothread . How to kill a forum - encourage redundant postings by people who think their empty-headed postings are "fun". Yeah. I seem warm and fuzzy, but really. I'm a bastard. Yes , forum killing shit posting …

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
So have any UK orders arrived yet? Dear Sir , may I refer you to...

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
I would for the second time reiterate : no one blames Al and Will for the delays, best plans of mice and deers etc......the lack of communication is the bugbear and that is at Sandbags feet. Congratulations to receivees.

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Ps not an invitation to talk about "fecking football" btw. I've had feck all emails and feck all anything .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
"Hello Sandbag?" "Hello Sir and what lie not entirely 100% accurate version of the truth would you like to hear today, one to smooth ruffled feathers ? one to calm fandangoed arse nuggets ? perhaps one that promises the biggest licki…

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
Thanks for the spam, at least you failed to shoehorn in a football reference.

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What`s the last film you watched ?
I wouldn`t anyone to think I was being sexist on this thread , I keep that for the Sexy Ladies thread ;)

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
Latest in the Jack Ryan films , with Captain Kirk

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
Simon Peggs latest "A Fantastic Tale of Everything" , it contains hedgehogs and things , it has the hallmarks of the madness of Spaced , I look forward to a dark laugh .

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Anywhat, Hobbit - the only point to note is during the barrel floating part of the film, there was a few bits of intercut footage that looked liked it was shot on a 1/8 Mb camera phone, when the barrel bobs down into the water, it just looks rea…

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Argh , "walking heart attack" as in out of shape and due to have one & her to give me one............(ooer Mrs) , "with tits" is a reference to moobs. Using the phrase was just a setup line to take the piss out of myself usi…

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
They're a Monday to Friday 9-5 company, they won't answer across a weekend.

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Artist Given Free Music (Downloads)
A free EP from "Bit Funk" for doonlood , a mix of funky minimalist house/soul , first track is a bit Caro Emerald , second is laid back Sunday morning cornflakes tunage , the third is a pumped up , drummed up remix of the first track . Dl…

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Evangeline looked fantastic, freckles across her nose , a veritable walking heart attack with tits.....just like me but 100% differently.

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
NEWSFLASH : Sandbag delivery vehicle overloaded, delays (fucking) imminent

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How do you feel today?
^ Fingers crossed for ya here as well , Today is the day that I do "Drink `n` Xmas Shop" , off in 5 minutes to catch a bus and do my xmas shopping and have a drink . Nothing will go wrong , off to Greggs to line my stomach with a concret…

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Saw T' Smaug this afternoon, a rollicking tastic 'Saturday morning cinema for kids' of a film and an Elven Fox.

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Don`t even bother phoning if I were y`all , they`ll just tell you anything and I mean anything to keep you `happy` (ie get your off their backs) - "Yes sir , that shit sandwich tastes of chocolate" . Which is why they have the name `Shitba…

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Phew. A 'shipped' email has arrived. One small step in the right direction =D> Nothing here and I bet they get a three legged donkey tied to a wonky supermarket trolley to deliver it as well , bastards .

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How do you feel today?
^ Fingers crossed for ya here as well , Today is the day that I do "Drink `n` Xmas Shop" , off in 5 minutes to catch a bus and do my xmas shopping and have a drink . Nothing will go wrong , off to Greggs to line my stomach with a concret…

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
In the groovy tv slot , we have the new trailer for Sherlock : The Wrath of Khan

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Does someone actually believe this...? :O ill believe it when i get the shipping notification.... I`ll believe it when my postflaps plop .

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
They have scared me. I am avoiding this thread now. Do not call me soft. Softie Northerner , please reply as I know you`ll come back to say you`re not coming back ....again .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
I`m disappointed , the Great Britain I know didn`t invade roam the world and steal borrow the natural resources of entire nations ,enslave give jobs to their populace ,put our Queen on their stamps and be able to get a Chicken Tikka Massala at 3 in …

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