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Sartori

Latest Purchase....
:-@ Jesus , even when you buy fuck all you have to mention football on every thread you post on - do you get paid to say "Liverpool" or something . Yes , its his right to talk about football but under that argument I`m also able to commen…

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
Feck them "Sharks on a Plane-nado" , here`s a trailer for "Big Ass Spider" which I want to see

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Is that for a good stuffing???? No , but this is -

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Saw "Seven Psychopaths" last night , edited by Lisa Gunning , Christopher Walken , Colin Farrell , mmm..I enjoyed it , some snappy dialogue but it does feel rather sellotaped together rather than bound by steel .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
I also haven't listened/looked at the CD, DVD or the book, a mix of laziness and deliberate deprivation . It better be good or The Buble will have to come out ...Jesus, the pressure of working with a gun to your head .

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Campaign for Real Sheet Music
Link to a company flogging virtual sheet music for `Drew` . http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtdFPE.asp?ppn=MN0125658

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
No spoilers for this one please ;)

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Christmas Wishes
Merry Xmas, Winter Face Stuffing, Time Off Bloody Work, Oh Fuck It's Raining A'Bloody Again, Xmas Sexy Santa's Helper Time and bloody Westlife singing 'I have a wet dream' , murdering Abba like some musical Jack the Rippe…

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
Sat waiting in my car with my daughter insisting I listen to some Mumford & Sons and Imagine Dragons "I love you darling, but I'm sending you to a children's home".

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Just watched 'Never Let Me Go" on Channel4 , barrel of laughs that was. Enjoyed it, but Christ it was bleak.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Saw these for sale this afternoon, sweet baby Jesus on a bike....

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
I want one

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Television....
Caitlin Moran's "Raised By Wolves" is on Monday 10.50pm on C4.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Goldfrapps next look ..no , they`ve done the jumpsuit and cheesy synthlines already . Oh squirrel intestines , I`ve started bloody humming it now .

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
How come Canada got it before countries in Europe? WTF?! Otherwise the beavers get feisty .

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Track of the Year 2013
Track of the Year Club rules - 3. No drama queening of "ooooh how can one only decide on one track , its a travesty of justice" - its not Downton Fucking Abbey and you`re not the Queen But I AM the Queen - Mondays 2.30am - 2.55am, Thursd…

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Track of the Year 2013
Kill Paris - Falling In Love Again ft. Marty Rod And Alma Two Door Cinema Club - Heartbroken (Amtrac Remix)Wicked Games - Until The Ribbon Breaks remix....fucksticks

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ALBUMS OF THE YEAR 2013
My 2013 likees are more driven by individual tracks , as artists I like deliver them more track by track than as collective albums . On any particular day , my desire for a vocal driven melody or the heartfelt emotion of sweeping pads is on a whim .…

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
"Transcendence" , Johnny Depp , there are a trio of overlapping other intro trailers , this is the first actual trailer for a trip from from man to machine/sentient AI , like Skynet powered by Joey Essex or something like that .

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
True. Clearly nobody from their management reads this forum... It would nice if we had an official response from them about the 'issues' If you read back in the thread , even before the delays , you`ll see notes about them , they (Sandba…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
For those that don`t interacterise with moi on Twitter , here we are "100% Pure Nitrous Injected Nightmare Fuel"

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
I`ve held the word back for years but I`ve now broken its glass box and I`ll have to use it , this film looks a fantastical whimsical "caper" with japes galore

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Joke deleted as some are too stupid to understand , ffs satirical political comment.

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Television....
"Alex Polizzi's Perfect Christmas" BBC2 tonight, which probably means her showing off her tits again but with holly on them. If you've seen her before you'll know what I mean.

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Sexy Women
Aye-foxy-carumba

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DELUXE BOX - Updates & information
Mines arrived and opened . Delved into faster than Claire from Steps at a pie factory .

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ADMIN PLEASE NOTE: Forum issues
...no spanking .....just badgers .

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ADMIN PLEASE NOTE: Forum issues
Did somebody say spanking? No , you stole Xmas while wearing a jumper - incarceration at Her Majestys Pleasure ............mmm that sounds like spanking time again , I give up

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