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*Poetry*
Are you telling me to get out of bed? Well it worked...lol. I need to put my poets hat on.

Comment by serenity52 March 2018 permalink
Happy International Women's Day!
Right then...I need to get me a 43 year old bloke. With his own teeth. A full head of hair. No kids. No crazy ex wife hiding in the loft. No weird fetishes. Must be able to eat salad and cheese. And to be able to use cutlery in the right order. :))

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Happy International Women's Day!
I've got it...belt these twits over the head with a baseball bat? You never know..it may reset a few buttons. Dare I say it but its always the average looking men who seem nicer and act more gentlemanly. Sods law?

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A few questions that I have from the Tori Amos video link by PG. She is basically reiterating what we already know. Of course she isn't singing about being on land. That bit is obvious. So she is stuck in the sea and cant get back out. Ok...s…

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Pets at Play
I like the pear and raspberry flavour but also like the 2nd one too.

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=(( Aww..do you have no family around you that you still speak too? What about Catherine?

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Myself and Whickwithy will just adjourn to the parlour for some proper intellectual conversation, a cigar and a port. Oh yeah...and the rest. It'll start off as intellectual conversation until your both tipsy and then...

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And I also owned a pair of awful awful combat trousers as thought I was being sent to Syria to fight in battle and a silly tee shirt. A bit like this:

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Aye I was a wee nipper. I loved this place so much. I would save up my pocket money and buy Technicolor outfits and end up looking like a spice girl... :))

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So tomorrow here in the UK we celebrate Mothers Day. We give our Mothers and Grandmothers flowers, chocolate and all that type of thing. Any of you doing anything nice tomorrow?

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*Poetry*
Here we go....again. :-B If the man is from Gwent we have a problem.

Comment by serenity52 March 2018 permalink
Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Lol...Is it safe to come out from the basement yet? I think Kat is sure but maybe a certain man could possibly maybe turn her head? If you have any suggestions I'm sure she would check each and every one of them and put them through a hefty v…

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Erm..nope definitely nowhere near 40!! I was born in 1986.

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Happy International Women's Day!
That also explains why I can't seem to ever have a serious intellectual conversation out of a guy and why i only ever get either one word or one bloody sentence out of them!! Intellectual and emotional maturity are not high on the agenda these…

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Nah that girl is just bored stiff I think. Funny though because I swear I had a jumper like that back in the 90s from Tammy Girl. Which no longer exists. But every Saturday I had to go to Tammy Girl. I was a shopping nutter...still am. Only this tim…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
You mean it's a risk assessment? I can see why you would need one with some of the kids of today!!

Comment by serenity52 March 2018 permalink
*Poetry*
Men who are crass Just sit on their ass Scribbling on walls of the local pub's loo Drawing pictures of dicks On figures of sticks With nothing better to do With their lowbrow IQ. Haha!!

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No what is the film about?

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But the foolish ginger is not a vineyard and why would a boat be called a foolish ginger? Thought she was American?!

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*Poetry*
I'd REALLY not think about Hitler. Or penises. Or Hitler's Penis. Adieu.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Don't start 'skirting' around now, we want to know what a tome is? What's the new book gonna be? Horny Hedgehogs? Lusty Llamas caught red handed? On a slightly more sincere note could us devoted and forever faithful online frie…

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Pets at Play
Kat my dearest-THAT is not a lunch. Where's your club sandwich and with a salad on the side? Btw I have those j20 thingies when I go to the carvery. They do a j20 spritz thing...look out for it next time you have one.

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Hahaha!! She knows EXACTLY how to cause a fracas in the workplace! Would be funnier if they were blown up condoms.

Comment by serenity52 March 2018 permalink
Happy International Women's Day!
I love how she's just standing there staring him out as of today dude what are you doing. Back up! Meanwhile her dress looks more like a parachute!

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Happy International Women's Day!
Im in inner military girl in disguise... under my princess dress I wear Doctor Martin boots.

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We all know the lyrics Whickwithy. What we want to know is what she's bleating on about?

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Pets at Play
:)) It got you going though!! The reaction was priceless. Being a cheese tester is a very important job!! Good luck in your new job. You will be ahmazing!! Xx

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Pardone? What is a tome? Feeling slightly scared that I've unearthed this thing now...its the same feeling as knowing you've stepped on a landmine and can't step of it.

Comment by serenity52 March 2018 permalink
*Poetry*
Well I googled the poem. I absolutely adore poetry so much. And Emily Dickinson was exceptional. I think the little bird on the teapot is super sweet. Imagine if you could get this on a tea-mat or tea-tiwel it would make a nice mothers day present.

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