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Witty photo caption thread
(Pssst...Just a little hint UT- all three are bucks..only males have antlers.) Are you telling me Lois is not a boys name? It's funnier if they were Doe's. Anyway, I am not limited by gender designations !

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
:D Sting

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Witty photo caption thread
Unfortunately for Lois, despite her meticulous preparations, the attack came from the front. She had always been popular with the stags for her ability to give head. Told you this was a bad idea KR ! Chelsea's new Lithuanian striker had a rep…

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Witty photo caption thread

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Sexy Women
Disappointed that no one has picked up on this thread idea! I'm not clever enough to import pictures from other sources onto this site :| but someone could, mentioning no names.... FFS Kat. Am I your bitch? OK, so your photo bitch. I have expl…

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Delay

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Alison and friends on Twitter
https://Instagram.com/p/5kI7fTRuHq/

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Perhaps she needs Fat Harry White round to trim it. He could visit after he's done the lovely Audrey's !

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The Chain Playlist
From revolution to Revolver and Elenor Rigby, with footage from the Beatles film Yellow Submarine.

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Alison and friends on Twitter
Angie and her girls https://Instagram.com/p/5iL7c3AVDi/

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
$19.99 to jazz up your bush. Just realised the one on the extreme right hand is called a fun Betty. There's another type?

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
So, now you finally know what Frank Spencer was on about when he said "Ooh, Betty " ! He was a sex pest !

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Is your Betty looking a bit tired and Grey? Do you have a Black Betty? A Brown Betty? A Red Betty? A Yellow Betty? Then this is the product for you, unless you have no Betty at all! Bam-Ba-Lam !

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Sexy Women
Oh, that's were I left that Pasty !

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Alison and friends on Twitter
https://twitter.com/goldfrapp/status/624493460582703104

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Alison and friends on Twitter
https://twitter.com/goldfrapp/status/624493201945182208

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Alison and friends on Twitter
Yay @Ping. Welcome back. Dog still upside down?

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Hm. Latest speculation is that we will have to suffer Ellie Goulding huffing out the theme tune to Spectre. (:| You would expect that for something as iconic as a Bond movie, there would be some bylaw or something that forced them to use someone …

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Yeah LuDux. He's assisted in his operations by nurse Snip.

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Try it side by side with the other one.

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A trailer for the new Bond movie Spectre In Lego !

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Sexy Women
Dangerous territory Kat. We could get captions like 'for some strange reason, Sarah suddenly fancied a Kebab!'

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Dreams, and your subconscious mind...
Last night, Mrs T was hobnobbing with Robbie Williams and Robin Williams. There was a band and she was trying to get them to sing a duet with them.

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Muse would be interesting though. Prefer Frapp but I wait with anticipation.

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Unlikely to be Adele as she is not the current flavour. GF could be there as the Artistic choice; class will always out and they are respected by their peers. However, bookies favourite is Sam Smith. If this is true, then the film should be renamed …

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What are you listening to now?
Well, something strange. I was watching Shallow Grave and the end credits run to Andy Williams and Happy Heart (before changing to Leftfield). It such an outrageously infectious song with a near perfect, singalong chorus. Oh, my God, I've gone …

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Sexy Women
No, not Mrs T, just some random Redhead with a penchant for admiring her own Mons Pubis. Now, if she had asked politely........ Actually, looking again, she is probably admiring her dexterity with the razor ! 8->

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Dreams, and your subconscious mind...
Do you dream in colour PG? I cannot remember my dreams at all but Mrs T has the most vivid, technicolor dreams that go into very fine detail. They run like a movie plot with a script and you can quiz her on the content afterwards to get even greater…

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Alison and friends on Twitter
More from Ms Alison https://Instagram.com/p/5WI7fpRuMz/

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Sexy Women
Found this old photo on a drive I was looking through.Have always thought this photos should have a speech balloon that say's"Oh, that's right, I am a natural Redhead !"

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