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Urban_Tribesman

Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Well, Boris and Trump's hair were the closest you could get to a Llama. Boris has decided to jack it in though. What a wanker ! Old Etonian Twat !

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#BREXIT
It looks like that's Perth in Australia, not Perth in the independent state of Scotland @stevil

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Good news is, Llamas are back!

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Conspiracy Theories
In a way, that's what happened in the formation of your great country 150 years ago. Those who sort to take advantage by force over the rest of the populace were systematically hunted down by, basically, the same type of men, and eliminated to …

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#BREXIT
The Neo Numpties will be outside Iceland (where your Mum's gone) next demanding they go home. Appy's convinced they are on their way to Spearmint Rhino to heckle the Pole dancers !

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1. Make all kinds of promises to the electorate about extra money for the cash strapped NHS. 2. To the same, hapless group, promise you will curb net migration. 3. Have absolutely no fucking clue how to deliver 1 or 2 but spout on about it until the…

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Conspiracy Theories
I would only 'disappear' people who overwhelmingly deserved it. People who prey on the innocent and the vulnerable. Like in Dexter except I would leave the trash by the kerb as an example to other scum. 500 years ago, I was probably Walsi…

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Great News! C'est Merveilleux! ¡Estupendo!
I'd love to see a raccoon elected! Buffoon WW and you may get your wish ! Politics on both sides of the pond are in a shit state at the moment.

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Nope, I got told off for doing neck exercises at this stage. A bit more info when I left the hospital might have been helpful... I'm not multi-media. I still haven't learned how to import video clips etc. :-S What device do you use to a…

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#BREXIT
This is all getting out of hand and it is the fault of racist bigots like Farage and his clan of right wing fascists that have created a platform for this are they are not the true face of Great Britain. The public have been fed a diet of lies and r…

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The Gallery. Your art for our consumption.
Mrs T's latest painting. Oil on canvas/stretcher, 750x750mm. Titled 12 Koi, she always is one for 'it is what it says on the can' titles.

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#BREXIT
The consequences of Brexit. http://www.theguardian.com/politics/commentisfree/2016/jun/26/second-referendum-consequences-brexit-grave

Comment by Urban_Tribesman June 2016 permalink
Conspiracy Theories
Meanwhile, love him or hate him, if this article is true, you have to admire the way David Cameron had taken the time bomb that the Brexit vote constructed, and the utter Shitskrieg it will release ( a veritable Poonami is my favourite) and put its …

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Great News! C'est Merveilleux! ¡Estupendo!
Maybe you should consider one of these guys for your new President. Way better hair than the alternative and at least has the common decency to wear a bandit mask !

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The Beyoncé version. I am taken by how utterly ridiculous this kind of choreography looks when viewed in isolation as it is here. Funny though !

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@PonyGurl

Comment by Urban_Tribesman June 2016 permalink
#BREXIT
This is so funny, it makes me think of 'Drop the Dead Donkey', which is always a good filter to run anything you read in the papers through before you believe it. http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/26/the-petition-for-a-second-eu-referendum-was-s…

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#BREXIT
The plain fact is that the UK has not, as yet, left the European Union. What has happened is that the referendum has indicated that 52% of the people that voted, which was, in itself 72% of those people entitled to, said they wanted to leave. Put th…

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#BREXIT
And, of course, out manoeuvre a certain Gerry Adams in his call for a referendum on a United Ireland for the same reason, in the the Republic of Ireland is an EU member, and Northern Ireland also voted to remain. ???

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#BREXIT
And another. There seems to be a lot of legal minds out there at the moment engaged in this issue. I wonder if Nicola Sturgeon's assertion to keep Scotland in the EU, which can only be delivered by the breakup of the UK, was another part of a …

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#BREXIT
Excellent article about why the Article 50 notification of the UK's intention to leave the EU is important, and why it has not been sent; and may never be sent at all! https://twitter.com/richevans/status/746624157253763072

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#BREXIT
Yep, what took the UK into WW2 was the fact that Germany invaded Poland, with who we had a agreement. Short memories all round. Try this for an alternative view. https://www.facebook.com/DemocraziaVerde/videos/275977272757274/

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#BREXIT
The day after the EU leave vote. Guess where I am? Yup. France. Happy to report all normal here; well, as normal as France ever gets !

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Recent and upcoming gigs
Just booked tix to see KT Tunstall in November in Cambridge. Seen her a couple of times and she is witty, musical and a bit of a raconteur. Also down to earth and very approachable. Would reccomend her highly if she is appearing near you. A Scotti…

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One way I have found to make a confrontational situation go to the next, Defcon 1, setting, when someone is in your face giving it large with the profanities, is to calmly say ' Do you kiss your Mother with that mouth?' Works every time !

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
No, with you Kat. I've worked with a lot of 'foreigners', (even Scots - I bear no grudge), and the vast majority are hard workers who want to get on in life. On the other hand, I have also had the pleasure of 'working' with …

Comment by Urban_Tribesman June 2016 permalink
Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Very quiet on here about the upcoming EU referendum. Food for thought. https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/744818095613632512

Comment by Urban_Tribesman June 2016 permalink
Hows the new album coming along ?
I've told you before about those deers grazing off in the long grass; watching; waiting !

Comment by Urban_Tribesman June 2016 permalink
Hows the new album coming along ?
They'll be back when the next album's released. From your mouth to God's ears Kat !

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There was a young man from Ghent Whose penis was so long, it bent To save himself trouble He would put it in double And instead of coming, he went !

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