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There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when …

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Ha! I believe it. Probably L.A.

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Some 60's hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers... The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a goat sitting next to him."Are you a goat?" asked the man, surprised."Yes.""What are you doing at the movies?"The goat replied, "Well, I liked the book."

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A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor ..I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words ..They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.A dyslexic man walks into a bra .

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What TV Show are you watching right now?
You might like Head In The Clouds with Charlize Theron. It's pretty interesting but has a very tragic ending. I don't remember all the details but Charlize plays a pretty wild woman before WWII that has an on again off again relationship…

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They're great, Kat, right? I was so lucky to run across that page!

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John O'Neil hoisted his beer and said, "Here'sTo spending the rest of me Life, between the legsOf me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the bestToast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won…

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What are you listening to now?
Van Morrison - These Are The Days

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The real problem that I am trying to point out here is that, all of the legislation in the world is not going to resolve the underlying problem for women. It is all just window dressing. Should women pursue equal rights? Should they pursue guys n…

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What are you listening to now?
That is very strange, S. I would bet that FOPP in Covent Garden would have it. The book, though, may be very hard to find, except online. Let's just say that the author, Morgenstern, was definitely not a romantic.

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A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life,the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she die…

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When I was going through the Airborne School. A guy in the class ahead of me said he did not want to jump out of the Airplane and the instructor came up to him screaming. IF YOU DON'T JUMP I AM GOING TO F&%$ RIGHT UP YOUR ASS. I asked him i…

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Why, thank you, S. And, since it seems so appropriate at this juncture I just have to say it. As you wish. One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket andtakes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.He pours from the…

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Conspiracy Theories
It was too much trouble to go find the thread I made on newspapers and, besides, conspiracy theories (there isn't on one idiot theories, is there?) should do fine. It's an article in The Times that I found on Yahoo concerning Brexit. It&#…

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Yeah, well, don't get me started on the search engine here. Actually, I don't think it's the same. It just has some of the same gags. And, oh, by the way, lots more where that came from! Thanks!

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What are you listening to now?
Princess Bride - "As you wish" Anyone read the book?

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What are you listening to now?
But, I really like Chill.

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Nice acronym, by the way, S. PMSL reading about it. One page was so embarrassed that they never spelled it out, they just described it as similar to ROFL and gave examples. Funny.

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But, I already posted that, didn't I, Iuv?

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What are you listening to now?
I was tooling around Youtube looking for something. I couldn't find what I was looking for but I found this while looking and it is very nice. I tried couple of others, also nice. Fjord - I Get It Now

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What are you listening to now?
No, I've never heard of them. Hahaha, the lyrics. Well, as long as we're on wicked games... Not much into games, myself but there's this song... Chris Isaak - Wicked Games

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I really like the first comment on that tune... "No hall of fame?? Who determines rock hall of fame?? Its a joke."

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What are you listening to now?
Man, I get started on these guys, I could go for a very long time. I can remember being stuck in the Boston Airport listening to the Moody Blues all night long. Heck it was about 24 hours, altogether. Moody Blues - Eyes of a child Part 1&II

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What are you listening to now?
Hmmm, there's a word. How to write it? Gyawww! Awesome. You were so right.

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What are you listening to now?
Nell Furtado & Michael Buble - Quando Quando Quando

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Conspiracy Theories
Call it an anti-conspiracy, maybe. I'm looking at these young folks who are finally getting fed up with the bullshit(e) after getting shot at and it makes me think of the 60s/70s when people finally got fed up with the U.S. acting like an arro…

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What are you listening to now?
Steely Dan - Deacon's Blues

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Two old dears Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane:…

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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ev…

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