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Whickwithy

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These forecasters crack me up. One, called Accuweather, forecasts to the tenth of an inch. I mean, really, who are they trying to fool?!!? And, then, they put the actual, which is of course, always different that the highly accuratized (sorry, j…

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So, do you have any idea how it applies, PG?

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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group.She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can t…

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Teacher : What’s your favourite letter? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus?

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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.The bartender says,"I'll serve you, but don't start anything!".

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I don't get this one. I thought someone might explain. I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"

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My wife has left me because of my fetish for pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

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A 75-year-old Earl walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist, an uptight lady, said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”“There’s something wrong with my Johnson,” he replied. Several people turned…

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Little old lady goes to the Doctors........ “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your …

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Wow! Two great articles in two days! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-socialism-0307-story.html

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Ah! I finally found what the word skip refers to. Yes, that is exactly it, UT. And, I guess it's been around for about ten years. Makes me wonder if there are two versions or more of dictionaries for English English, American English, Canad…

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Facebook is all about getting you to make as many connections as they can. The list of people that you should connect with are endless. I've deleted thousands to see if it would ever end. It won't. Heck, I've eaten blowfish. I fou…

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Smuttometer measures length? Twitching?

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I finally figured out where Martha's foolish ginger came from, though I have no idea how it applies to anything. It is the name of a song.

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Lifehacks- for home, health, personal care.
I was going to put this in 'enquire about anything' but this tread seemed more appropriate. Best article I'v read in ages. It is dead on. http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170612-what-you-can-learn-from-einsteins-quirky-habits

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Hahaha! But, clams and mussels are okay.

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Oysters! I was in an oyster bar in NYC once and they had these tiny little things from all over the country - except Louisiana. I can't understand why Louisiana doesn't export their oysters. There about as big as your fist. Well, maybe …

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I love it. With the nor'easter coming, one site says 18 to 26 inches and the other says 2 to 6?!?! This is tomorrow we are talking about. Oy ve.

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I like the sign I saw, something like "no tipping" or something?

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Amazing how funny he can be without uttering a word. Hahahaha!

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Well, you can't take anything in at 6 AM , S, and I toss out gibberish at that hour. Dumpster Fire is a new phrase in the Merriam Webster dictionary that was just added. If I recall correctly, it was hashing something up severely. I had the s…

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I read you message at something like 6am in the morning!! I don't take anything in at 6am! Well, I hope you enjoy it at another time. So, let me know when you get through it and I'll try to explain fractals if you haven't already fig…

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Gosh, but he is one whacky guy. One of my favorite meals is calamari. But, yeah, other kinds of octopus I can pass on. Being that I live in Maine, I got tired of lobster a long time ago. Haven't eaten it in decades.

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Sorry, still doesn't work, S. Just so you know, another weird little quirk on this site. When you click Quote, first thing to do is place your cursor below the blue box and type at least one letter before tweaking the blue box. Then, you c…

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The one thing this site could really use is a decent search capability and I know that's not going to happen. That would take real effort. I'm still baffled by why they felt it important to switch to this new board. Do you think Paolo …

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Anyone ever heard the phrase "dumpster fire"?

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My place please. Then, again, we are about to have a real nor'easter with all of its attendant havoc. Nor'easter makes me think of another common phrase in these parts. Downeast. Cute phrase describing one of the most wonderful places …

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I already gave you a hint. And, you didn't seem to care for my quantum references. Let's see. Trees are fractals, forests are fractals, planetary systems are fractals. In fact, computer graphic forests and mountains that you see in mov…

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Do you think they went on a diet instead? I met once someone who thought that you became pregnant from kissing. I was just thinking how the far right has aligned themselves with people that are dumber than a bag of hammers in order to gain power. …

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Not to worry, this place is slightly below the importance of salt water to all things Goldfrapp. You really detest seafood, UT?

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