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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
That's called a death drop, Sere. Made famous by the infamous Laganja Estranja.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Is (s)he collecting money at a charity gig or am I being naive!? Those are tips, baby girl.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Come now! My contouring and death drop are far superior to hers.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
@Ponygurl took too much ecstasy and thought she was Goldfrapp. Again.

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*Poetry*
Yes.

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Happy International Women's Day!
Well, that wraps that up for 2018.

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Snow
If any bloke tells you how many inches you’re going to get he should be slapped with a ruler. You can always subtract about 1/3 from the braggadocio.

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*Poetry*
Profound and sublime.

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Can too!!! Just kidding. As you wish. It's just the lyrics didn't really make much sense to me. I did mention it is from a song's title. Don't try to make sense of Tori Amos's lyrics.

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Happy International Women's Day!

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I know! I don't get it either.

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I could eat clams and mussels all night, but oysters are nothing more than giant boogers. Neither cooked nor raw... *gags*

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I had a 12-year-old girlfriend when I was ten. Her parents had told her that she would get cancer if she ever let a boy touch her boobies.

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I could live on a seafood diet--with the exception of oysters.

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Ye Olde History Thread
Did mine show up?

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The Picture Gallery
Test

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The Picture Gallery
I don't think you can link to dropbox. Maybe you're using sources that have disallowed linking. Plus, that one looks like a preview--not the actual photo. And you left a space in the URL.

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The Picture Gallery
Did you delete the text in the box before pasting the location? Don't type anything. Right click and copy the "Image Location" from the actual full-sized photo; not from the thumbnail in your library. Then, paste it over the "ht…

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The Picture Gallery
Are you just pasting the link, or are you using the "insert image" function?

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The Picture Gallery
Right click. Copy Image Location.

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Ye Olde History Thread
It can also mean ejaculate (n.).

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Snow
How about some photos of all this luscious snow you're getting over there?

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The Sex Ed Thread
Well my Dad refused to pay for my college, and I was disowned by him..but it's water under the bridge now. She got the big, beautiful wedding and my girlfriend wasn't even acknowledged. That's life though when you have a 'born ag…

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The Sex Ed Thread
Did you thank her? Eventually?

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The Sex Ed Thread
Is that your contribution at the Thanksgiving dinner table? "I'm thankful for pussy."

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The Sex Ed Thread
@Ponygurl, I keep a lock-box by the front door. Take your shoes off, drop your phone in the box, and enjoy yourself. And how does one sound like a lesbian? Do you speak Jodie Foshter?

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The Sex Ed Thread
At least 3 times.

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What are you listening to now?
I totally get what it's like to be a dame now.

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What are you listening to now?
Is she wearing one of those gay man's lycra gym onesies?

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